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Nov. 19th, 2009

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Jimmie's rubbing the monkey right in front of an old lady.

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Nov. 13th, 2009

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is listening to @fng giggle like an 11-year-old girl.

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Where does the rat lady find all those rats?

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Nov. 10th, 2009

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I'm going to have a badhair day and it's all @brien_kenai's fault.

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Oct. 15th, 2009

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I think that dead guy from the B-52's was driving the train tonight.

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Sep. 23rd, 2009

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When the name that comes to mind is Groucho Gallagher Garfunkel, you, sir, do not have a good look.

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Sep. 4th, 2009

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As one man takes offense at being prejudged by a stereotype, another will reinforce it by claiming it as his identity.

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Aug. 31st, 2009

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Someone on this train's been in a fight with a skunk.

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Aug. 14th, 2009

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Argh. Stuck under the bay again.

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Aug. 12th, 2009

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There's a half-naked guy dancing in front of the building. Not sure if he's high or just festive.

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Aug. 11th, 2009

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About to pay $300 an hour to be told how screwed I am. Happy Tuesday!

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Aug. 10th, 2009

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Way overdid the gel today. On the bright side, if there's a fire I can cut an escape route through my window with my hair.

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Never fails... Every time I make it to the train with time to spare, I get stuck in one of Oakland's intestines.

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Aug. 7th, 2009

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I have Christmas music stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, sibs.

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Jul. 28th, 2009

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Some days I almost regret selling my soul to Juan Valdez.

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Must... Have... Coffee...

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Jul. 27th, 2009

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I must be back home. It's freakin' cold.
http://ping.fm/p/RNNB8 - I must be back home. It's freakin' cold.

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Jul. 26th, 2009

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"I got water drunk/I don't know how that's possible." The lyrical genius of 11-year-old prodigy Cameron Morris.

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Jul. 25th, 2009

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Help! My nephew is being inappropriate!

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Jul. 23rd, 2009

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Having drinks on the observation deck before dinner.

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