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Jul. 7th, 2009

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Train's packed. If a database blows up, I think Cass is onto something.

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Jul. 2nd, 2009

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If it weren't for BART, I'd never get to sit next to sweaty fat guys who smell like used beer and cough like they've got TB.

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Jun. 25th, 2009

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My attempt to try something new and exciting: Epic fail.
http://ping.fm/p/pTcIq - My attempt to try something new and exciting: Epic fail.

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Jun. 24th, 2009

Drunk

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One of the problems with being competent is that people start assuming everything is easy.

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Jun. 23rd, 2009

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Oops. Obviously hosed *that* cron job.

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Jun. 15th, 2009

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Woke up with Thunder Road in my head... Got in the car and what was on the radio? Spooky.

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Jun. 4th, 2009

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Does this look like a shot to you?
http://ping.fm/p/kdDI6 - Does this look like a shot to you?

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Drunk

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Nice. Ask if I can jump start the filthy Jeep right after I get out of the shower.

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Jun. 3rd, 2009

Drunk

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Ever seen a baby hummingbird?
Ever seen a baby hummingbird?

Posted at 09:43 pm | | Leave a comment | 1 comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

May. 28th, 2009

Drunk

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Anyone got a safety pin? My zipper just left work early.

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Drunk

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Doing 25 on a one-lane road with a 50 MPH limit should be a capital offense.

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May. 26th, 2009

Drunk

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Why do perfectly able-bodied people stop for escalators?

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Drunk

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One more bar graph and so help me I'm going into a coma.

Posted at 06:26 pm | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Drunk

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Oh no! Charts and financials. I need a stunt double for this meeting.

Posted at 06:19 pm | | Leave a comment | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend

Drunk

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Oh no! Charts... Financials. I need a stunt double for this mee

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May. 22nd, 2009

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Dilemma: Have to pee, but I know @fng is in there taking a crap. Where's Miss Manners when you really need her?

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Drunk

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Hello, apparently stray seeing-eye dog.
Hello, apparently stray seeing-eye dog.

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May. 20th, 2009

Drunk

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Second warning: Your car's warantee is about to expire.

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Drunk

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You may have a problem if the Chinese are calling you a spammer.

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May. 17th, 2009

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The little kamikaze
The little kamikaze

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