The Second Moon of Adonis

I've been in various kinds of pain for the last two days. Yesterday it was a sore back and another chronic, but somewhat embarrassing, pain issue that cropped up around 10:00pm and again at 3:00am this morning.

At around 7:00 I woke up with yesterday's back pain having transformed itself into a feeling like someone had twisted me into a knot and then ran over me with a small car a few times. Fortunately, it only hurts if I look to the side, or breathe deeply, or sit in front of a computer.

I don't really mind aging all that much, but it fucking hurts.