| All About You |
| A survey that covers just about any question you could be asked about yourself. Very lengthy. |
| This survey has been taken 59 times so far. |
| General |
| What\’s your age? |
41 |
| Height? |
5′8or9″ |
| Weight? |
180ish |
| Birthday? |
June 7 |
| Birthplace? |
Los Angeles |
| Natural Hair Color? |
Dark brown/light gray |
| Eye Color? |
Hazel and/or Red |
| Race? |
Mutt |
| Religion? |
No thanks. |
| Medical |
| Have you had any surgeries? |
Just tonsils. |
| Any allergies? |
To everything. |
| Injuries? |
I run into things constantly. |
| Do you currently have an illnesses? |
Nothing major. |
| Personality |
| How would you describe yourself? |
Intelligent, funny, flirtacious, obsessive, sarcastic, ambivalent |
| What\’s your favorite food? |
My lasagna |
| Drink? |
Chocolate chocolate chip milkshakes. |
| Color? |
Something in a green. |
| Place? |
Somewhere remote and tropical. |
| What\’s your style of clothing? |
Jeans and a t-shirt when I can swing it. |
| What kind of music do you listen to? |
Almost anything that isn’t played in a dance club. |
| What do you like to do? |
Answer surveys with impossibly vague questions. |
| In your Partner |
| What is your ideal mate\’s hair color? |
A very specific shade of light brown. |
| Skin tone? |
Pale |
| Eye color? |
Green. |
| Height? |
My height or shorter. |
| Weight? |
Not too skinny. Wouldn’t want to break him. |
| Would you like him/her physically fit? |
Able to get himself out of bed is fine. |
| You like \’em smart? |
It’s a requirement. |
| Is your ideal partner tough or sweet? |
Somewhere in between |
| Does it matter if they\’re good in bed? |
If he’s ideal otherwise, he will be. |
| Girl or guy? |
Guy, with ~90% certainty. |
| Do you want to get married? |
I waffle on that one. |
| How about kids, and if so, how many? |
2 or 3. |
| Sex |
| What\’s your orientation? |
Homostly. |
| You like naughty or nice? |
Both |
| Slow or fast? |
Both, please. |
| Hard or gentle? |
Depends on the situation. |
| Does BDMS turn you on or off? |
On, with limits. |
| Do you prefer pain or pleasure? |
At the more extreme ranges, pleasure definitely wins. |
| Do you masturbate? |
Yes. |
| If so, how often? |
Varies. Quite a bit recently. |
| Do you enjoy it, and if so, how do you do it? |
Yes, I do. I use a hand, usually. |
| Do you have a favorite toy? |
No. |
| Favorite position? |
No. |
| In condoms and lubricants, flavored or no? |
No. |
| How often would you like to get busy? |
Don’t have a good answer for that one. |
| Business Life |
| What\’s your job or what would you like to do? |
Network/Security Geek |
| Why? |
Why? I was born for this. |
| Is money more important then enjoying the job? |
No. |
| How much would you like to earn? |
I’m doing OK, but I accept raises. |
| Do you prefer group enviornments? |
Yes. |
| Would you like to work from home? |
Yes. |
| In Death |
| Who would you leave your possessions to? |
Whoever can use ‘em. |
| What do you want done to your body? |
Bury me in an old cemetery with a real headstone — the kind that’s hard to mow around. |
| Do you have any regrets? |
Tons. |
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